1. Work yourself into a frazzled state Become so one with your emotions that you lose all calm. Your goal is total emotional agitation. Too worked up to finish a complete sentence? Good. Can’t open a bottle of water? Better. Adrenaline coursing through your body? Best. 2. Don’t check if it’s the right day Now […]
Archive | February, 2016
Doesn’t Premium Gas Clean Out the Engine or Something?
It’s an old wives tale, friends (or perhaps old car guys tale would be more apt). This is a rumor with the resilience of a garden weed or a cockroach. It constantly pops up as people stand at the gas station and decide to give their car a treat: “No regular gas for you today, […]